Breakfast is Rough

 It is morning, the normal routine kicks in, and I up... into the bathroom then the kitchen.  Make the green tea, and try to make the organic instant oatmeal.  Oatmeal boiling in microwave- look at  its container. Oh crap it isn't instant, this is not going to work, not at least, without one hell of a mess in the microwave.
-Toss it-
Cheerios, yum... ok.  Get it out.  Pour a bowl, get the soymilk, take the cap off- and instantly wish I hadn't.  Soy milk is on the prowl... toss down drain... and pour cheerios back into the box.

grrrr.
-open fridge-
grab and apple, and pull out the peanut butter.  Open the peanut butter-never can tell, want to make sure it hasn't morphed into something else.  It is good.
Wash apple.
Start cutting... What is  this?!  Brown gooey thing in my apple??  It is a worm!  Egh Yuck!
-Toss Apple-

I could have toast... with peanut butter... hmmmm ok.
Pull down bread off top of fridge, take out of bag... has mold on it... goes back in bag, and bag goes in trash....

-grumble-

There are bagels... but I am not hungry anymore.